Eureka

I figured it out today. I desperately miss sarcasm; a dry wisecracking sense of humor. Sarcasm may exist in Italian, but the critical elements of nuance and subtlety have not yet made their merry way into my bag of conversational tricks. My current energies are being concentrated on these things like 'future' and 'past' tense. Damn you, VERBS!!! Why are you so IMPORTANT?!?!?

To get my fix, I found this gem of a website. Featuring 'motivational' posters such as this one:


'Not Everyone Gets To Be An Astronaut When They Grow Up'.